Are you tired of me not acting? I know everyone else is. Well, here’s your chance to rest your worn patience or just your eyes.
I’ll be performing in a strange and surprising live multi-disciplinary theatrical show about the fantasy of a little boy. In order to keep it as realistic as possible, I am of course included in the fantasy. My acting abilities are dreams come true to many tots. Don’t overtly bring children to the show, though. It’s in a bar!
The show will include postpubescent delights including alcohol, dirty restrooms, burlesque dancing, and a combination of my natural and contrived charisma.