Instead of going through the science of how it all works, I'll give you the basic protocol for one way to correctly make a marketing email so you can start now. You can of course ignore any of these tips, but realize there's success behind every part, so please recognize you will be sacrificing with every such choice.
May 27th 2020
We had 1500 happy audience members tune in to our single live stream this month. Here are my thoughts on doing it right. I am the guy that sits and watches an open mic night sober, then takes a walk for an hour thinking about every single performer and what they could do better or worse. I remember watching The Cosby Show with my family and trying to not laugh because I thought being funny was about not laughing. At age 11, I decided to wear fragrance-free soap because I thought it would distract from the magic tricks I was doing at a Boy Scout banquet. I am ridiculously analytical of entertainment.
Everyone needs a website, right? And an instagram following? And a popular youtube channel? A big email list, phone list, twitch posse, staff, photoshop skills, a covered wagon, whiteboard, a bandsaw, an app that mows your lawn! Then, you'll be good! Then, people will hire you to dress like a turnip for their birthday parties and you'll be living large!